Blogging between Bites. Sounds like a race or something....Prizes for the right answer

Ok so i am supposed to take 20-30 min to eat a meal. that meal is no more than 1/2 cup by volume. By the way there are 3 T in 1/4 cup and 3 t in one T so the amount that I am eating is super super small.  Don't misunderstand I get full but the Lord blessed me with a HUGE mouth for consuming large quantities of food in a short period of time.  Eating so slowly is BORING to say the least so I am blogging to between bites.

I have lost 47 pounds since surgery and 67 total, again if you have found it, you know what they say "finders keepers", you keep it. I don't want it back.

I am selling all of my work Carhartts on ebay because they no longer fit and I need some new ones.  Right now I am wearing a pair of Carhartt bibs that I last wore when Sarah was 2 now 12, Emily was just born the last time I had these on. Holy cow batman!!!!

Just kinda a random question that I hope someone can answer for me.  I have been pondering this for a long time and have no answers yet.  So here it is:  The need to urinate (pee) increases exponentially as the distance to the bathroom decreases lineally.  I will translate this for you non mathematically inclined peeps. When I have to pee it starts as just a slight urge, the closer I get to the bathroom the stronger the urge. By the time I am preparing for business I am about to burst!!! Why??? That is my question for you today.

The first person with the correct answer wins---some pocket lint from the Carhartts that I am selling.

Have a great day!!!!

I am done with lunch,  2.3 oz of tuna.  I have to go back to work, wiring door alarms.