Reasons why

So why you ask, well if its not obvious then maybe you had a little too much crack on your Cheerios this morning. Aside from the obvious reasons I will give you a few more that are not quite so obvious.


1. It will be nice to be able to reach my butt with both hands
2. Sweat rash…need I say more?
3. Fear of lawsuit for visually scaring small children at the pool.
4. Restaurant booths
5. Chairs with arms
6. Theater seats
7. Airplane seats
8. Cut the monthly grocery bill in half.
9. Buy clothes because I like them not because they come in gigantic
10. Be able to cross the living room without getting out of breath
11. Go DOWN a flight of stairs without getting out of breath
12. Avoid vehicle seatbelts because they are so tight I can’t breathe with them on
13. Tie my shoes without holding my breath and feeling like I am about to pass out
14. Man boobs
15. I will add more as I think of them.